I'm trying to stay engaged in The Twitter Age but frankly, it isn't sticking. I think I just (always) have too many varying things on my mind to express them in 140 measly characters (or less). I kid you not, these are *just a few* of the things I thought about before 7:00AM this morning:
- I wonder what day of the week it is. Oh well, somebody at work will tell me. 😒
- Don't get me wrong, I like her but I'm so sick of the skinny Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher ads, with her butchering that beautiful Nina Simone song. It's enough to make me want to overeat. 😳
- Wait, did I get these pants out of the dirty clothes pile or the clean clothes pile? Uh oh, now I remember. 😷
- What's up with women jogging in the pitch dark by themselves with earphones on?
And to think, rapists and murderers prefer the diligent ladies that carry mace and pepper spray, when they have a free all-you-can-kill buffet out there. 
- I bet the sound of a pin drop is quite loud to ants.
- I'm not proud of it but I think my frighteningly flamboyant and periodically passionate personality (unintentionally) overwhelms weak people. Just ask my exes.
- Do ants have ears? 🐜
- How does Starbucks keep their coffee so dang hot?! ☕ I can't believe I paid this much money to voluntarily have the taste buds burned out of my mouth. 🤑
- Scrambling to get out the door this morning, all I could find for lunch today was beans (and no Beano™). Oh yeah, this is gonna last a few days. Please pray for my co-workers and the seat of my pants. 🤢
- Why is Kim Kardashian a celebrity? If pretty faces and big butts were enough to be famous, over half my hood would be "celebooties". 😐
- I hear those exercise boot camps are absolutely addicting once you start. Unfortunately, I can only handle one addiction at a time and I choose alcohol. 🍷
- Now take THAT Twitter!
How many characters was that?
(Okay, I still have a little luv for my mindless tweets. 
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)This is how it's SUPPOSED to be sung: