Originally posted on November 21, 2012
It's been a while now, hasn’t it? 🕰 Despite my last post, I haven’t “found religion”. 😇 Thanks to my monthly menstrual monster😡, I'm finding it hard to find folks I don't want to rip the lips off of.👄 I can count on one hand the people I DON'T have violent visions of a bloody public flogging. 😫 Frankly, as sentiments go, I'm much more comfortable expressing anger over sadness. 😠😢 Aren't you glad to know that now?
I'm peeved. I'm miffed. I'm pissed. 😤 I feel like ramming my fist down the throat of the next person that makes me mad(der). On days like these, laying on my horn, flipping the bird and screaming, “Get outta my way bitch!” at slow traffic, just doesn’t seem like enough. 😟 I’m in the mood to ‘scrap it up’, I wanna draw some blood, I feel like getting physical. 😣 I’m not interested in how your day is going. I don’t need you to weigh in with your opinion. I don’t care how you feel. Anyway, “feelings” are for suckers, unless you’re talking about MY feelings.
The mere suggestion of stupidity directed at me will likely be met with sharp criticism and possibly a right cross. 🥊
I'm peeved. I'm miffed. I'm pissed. 😤 I feel like ramming my fist down the throat of the next person that makes me mad(der). On days like these, laying on my horn, flipping the bird and screaming, “Get outta my way bitch!” at slow traffic, just doesn’t seem like enough. 😟 I’m in the mood to ‘scrap it up’, I wanna draw some blood, I feel like getting physical. 😣 I’m not interested in how your day is going. I don’t need you to weigh in with your opinion. I don’t care how you feel. Anyway, “feelings” are for suckers, unless you’re talking about MY feelings.
The mere suggestion of stupidity directed at me will likely be met with sharp criticism and possibly a right cross. 🥊
Yeah sure, maybe I need to take a chill pill. 💊 Perhaps I need to calm down. 😑 Quite possibly I need to quit…but I don’t want to. 😖 I’m embracing my inner mean chick and I’m proud of it. 😄 Okay, okay, I know I’m not winning any fans here but I want to be straight up with you. I know I exemplify the epitome of The Angry Black Woman, and I’m perfectly fine with that. Like it or not, I am who I am but in all fairness, I’ll probably be someone else tomorrow(hopefully). Only time will tell. ⌚
On the eve of another Thanksgiving 🦃 I realize something else; No matter how angry I feel, no matter how negative I get, no matter how far below the belt I hit, I’m happy and thankful for two big reasons; I’ve been bountifully blessed with big boobs.😯 Even though I’m a really good swimmer, it’s good to know that with assets like these, I will never have to fear drowning. 💦 Health and happiness are fine and all but big boobs are a real reason to be thankful...never mind that I have everything else big to match. 😒
ChaunyShort Throw-Back™… an oldie but a goodie: