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Blog 31
What I've Learned in '06
This won't make much sense to those of you that have just started reading these ridiculous blog ramblings of mine. 🤭 However, if you've read some of my older stuff, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about! As the year winds down, I'm reminded of what a strange and exciting year this has been for me. Not entirely pleasant, but strange and exciting nonetheless. 🤸🏾♀️ To show my emotional/spiritual advancement this year, I've decided to share (recap) the lessons I've learned with you. I've learned that you can find an equally immature man at ANY age. I've 'kicked it' with men that ranged in ages that spanned over 25 years (mid 20s through early 50s)! Sadly, the results were always the same. Oh Well, C'est La Vie! I've also learned that people actually care to read about the personal lives of the average Joe Blow. Remember my confusion at that in my first (virgin) blog entry (Crazy!!!) on August 2, 2006? 🖥️ I've learned that I DON'T have to rush to "spit out" babies, for fear of my female reproductive organs shriveling up like midget raisins, I've got time. I've learned that MySpace people can be absolutely wonderful or incredibly annoying! I've learned that people that are irritating at the beginning of "blossoming" relationship, remain that way or get much, much worse! I've learned that I don't really have a physical type that I'm only attracted to anymore-I've found that my tastes (physically) pretty much run the gamut. I've learned that some people think my gums are too big and that I have a big mouth to match. 😶 I've learned that people that like you-wouldn't hide a turd behind your filing cabinet at work, just to drive you crazy. I've learned that I might not be as cute as I think I am sometimes, I might actually look like the lovechild of Quasimodo and the Elephant Man! 😵 I learned that no matter what terrible things you've gone through in your life, there is usually a very good reason for it, if only to tell someone else how to get through it ('cause you did). I've learned that boredom can make me do really stupid things! I've learned that no matter what I think of myself, I've got to be an asset, whether it be at work or home, 'cause I might get replaced. I've learned that even if 'm not the primary caretaker of a pet, I could still end up with their (the pet's) feces and vomit in my eyes, hair and mouth. I've learned that I'm a real b*tch at least once a month. I've learned that despite losing almost 100 pounds, I'm still considered fat in the yes of America. 😞 I've learned that I still have a LONG way to go with how to talk to and treat people sometimes. I've learned that 3 Long Island Teas are my absolute limit 🍹🍹🍹 or I might end up procreating/ propagating with a guy that likes a giant vampire (the love child Uncle Fester from the Adams family and Dracula to be exact). And I've learned that I don't know what the hell I'm doing as far as relationships are concerned. But most of all, I've learned that this blogging thing has probably saved my sanity. 💻 Many thanks for your comments and messages (good or bad), it's really helped me 'get myself together'. I'm looking forward to sharing more personal, crazy, stupid and ridiculous things that are sure to come up for me in the coming year. Seriously, without this particular (blog) outlet-I'm sure I would've ended up hopelessly wandering the streets of Fort Worth, twitching uncontrollably and talking to myself. For that reason alone, I'm very thankful for all of you! Have a wonderful, safe and exciting New Year! Much Love!!! 🥰
Posted : 2006-12-27 01:36:00 PM Created : 2006-12-27 01:40:00 PM Visible to : Public
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