Originally posted on January 8, 2008
Category : Romance and Relationships
Great In 2008 And Sticky Booger-Free
I considered writing, in great detail, of my latest encounter with Sticky Booger. He called a few days ago, to wish me a happy New Year. π Compounding my frustration with him was that he called me from a private number and I answered it only because I thought it was someone else. It took a few seconds (and a few questions) for me to figure out who it was. Of course, when I discovered who it was, I was livid! He tells me it's a new year and it should be okay for us to start over because it's now 2008 (we broke up in early 2006). He says there should be nothing wrong with that. Is he freaking kidding?! Needless to say, I ripped him a new one, told him he'd better stop calling me and hung up on him. He isn't American. He'd only been in the US since 2003. So, I always thought his lack of social and relationship graces were a macho by-product of his country. I see now that his birth country has nothing to do with it. He's just a pathetic creature that deserves no more of my time, even here, in my precious blog. π»π« However, you have my solemn oath that should something with great entertainment value arise, I will not hesitate to write about him again. ✋πΎ For now though, I want to continue the New Year (and beyond) Sticky Booger-free. I've just made that resolution. So…what of the New Year? π€ Hopefully, the New Year will include that one special person who is worth knowing for more than one blissful night of unbridled passion (did I just write that?) Honestly, my intimate exploits have been so few and far between that I fear that I'll regress into a bitter, frigid old maid. But alas, my hope is great for 2008. π₯³ I feel certain, or at least marginally confident, that the New Year will deliver many wonderful surprises for me. As you know, I believe in the power of positive thinking. Though it recently occurred to me that maybe some of my RRPs (Romantic Relationship Potentials) may read my blog and think that they may make an unwelcome appearance here [in my blog]. It's possible but there is really no need for them to fear, I change names to protect the innocent (and not so innocent). Frankly, I really just want a strong man that isn't afraid of my power.π¦ΈπΎ♀️ I know he's out there...somewhere...and so it is. Wishing you every great and wonderful thing the New Year has in store for you.
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I considered writing, in great detail, of my latest encounter with Sticky Booger. He called a few days ago, to wish me a happy New Year. Compounding my frustration with him was that he called me from ...

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