Saturday, September 3, 2016

Fat-Lipped Foolishness

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Originally posted on September 14, 2009


Current mood:  enlightened
Category: Life


Even with the Frankenstein-stitched gaping hole replacing the spot in which a problem wisdom tooth once sat, I spent my week long vacation (last week) in relatively high spirits.  Sure, I had a few low moments but low moments are par for the course, right? I spent most of my time looking through video clips and getting "inspired" for future ChaunyShort movies with the slamming video software Sis bought for me.  As far as nightlife related stuff, I found Sunday night particularly enjoyable. I got to be all "edgy and sexually liberated" which are two things I am anyway but I rarely show those sides of myself in public nowadays. I just wish the video of that night had come out better. Because of a live band (for Memorial Day), Sunday Karaoke was moved to the other side of the pub, which happens to be "midnight" dark, not good for recording usable video footage.  Absent of video proof, I can tell you that Sunday night kicked azz and the rest of my vacation week did it's best to keep the momentum going. Aside from a few woulda coulda shoulda moments and a couple of Ambien-fueled texts, the only real low point came when I had to unleash The Kraken on a couple of Walgreens employees when picking up prescriptions for my just-removed wisdom tooth...not a good time to test one's patience, especially mine.  I was so angry that I was physically shaking after the encounter. However during my much deserved tirade, the only things shaking were the boots of the initially rude Walgreens employees.  They knew they were wrong but it took a little not-so-gentle "coaxing" from me to get them to admit it. I hate it when I let people make me that mad and I hate it even more when I'm deduced to angrily reacting to people in public.  The silence exercised throughout the entire pharmacy area was deafening.  It wasn't a pretty scene folks. After a feeble attempt at a smart-alecky reply from one of them, and me urging him to not 'go there' for his sake, they quickly reversed gears and apologized profusely for their initial BLATANT disrespect.  I'm a very patient and polite person but these folks were just downright foul. It was obscenely obvious that they were used to dealing with ignorant or timid people that didn't routinely put them in their place.  The adrenaline I generated during that heated episode completely knocked out the tooth extraction pain I was in when I first walked in (from the drive-thru prescription pick-up lane). That low point turned out to be a positive after all because I think they truly saw the error of their ways, which will hopefully give them better customer service skills when dealing with the next paying customer.  Hey, self improvement can sometimes be inspired by the most unlikely of experiences. And to that end, I think I'm starting to see how much I've grown over the last few months. From the fiery depths of passion to the feverish descent into depression, I've lived more in the last few months than some folks have lived in the their entire lifetimes.  For a person like me, that ain't all bad. All experiences have something to teach us, it's just a matter of taking what you can from them. If nothing else, the next time I pick-up meds from that Walgreens, I'll be treated with reciprocated respect instead of fat-lipped foolishness. Treating people with dignity seems like a small, insignificant and obvious thing but when it happens at the right moment, it's as good as winning the lottery $.  When considering that last statement, you should also consider that I've never won the lottery.






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